The Weekly Widget & Sassoon

11:24 AM Molly: i had a dream last night that i was trying to kill bruce willis

me: and did you succeed?

11:25 AM Molly: nope

i was shoving a clay pot against his chest and it didn't work

so i told him to go away and never come back and he left

i win

11:26 AM me: yeah you do!

Molly: i think it's from watching pulp fiction the other night and then half of 12 monkeys

so much bruce willis on the brain

11:27 AM me: now watch die hard

Molly: oh man

11:28 AM i'm sure it will teach me that there is no way to kill bruce willis with a clay pot

11:30 AM me: that is the most practical lesson your brain has ever taught you