Things I would rather be doing right now

sleeping
supervising while someone packs for me
playing the new PS3 B got yesterday (!)
sleeping
shopping for a new bed at ikea
napping

I want right now:

YELLOW HEELS
A CHIFFON MAXI DRESS & A CROPPED JEAN JACKET (what? why? who am I?...)
NEW BOOTS TO REPLACE THE ONES I MANGLED
A NEW JOB
A JUMP ROPE

friday

I am having a day completely full of internet trawling and broken dreams. There are a gabillion things I want to be doing right now(including being on a ferris wheel, playing with watercolors, and eating smoked salmon), but instead I'm at work. On the up-side, three day weekend. Zing.

Some stuff I found today:

share some candy. inspired.

recovering lazyholic. Her photostream is what I am lost in in another tab at this very moment.
Her blog is the awesome as well.
Let's be honest, she's pretty much my hero.

now voyager. great. Went through a bunch of the archives today.

2 birds 1 blog. could. not. be. funnier.

you shall know my postocity. tumblr sites dedicated to found images are my new hot jam. This
is one of my favorites.

Tuesday.

Let me give you a little run down, y'all.

Snooze
Snooze
Snooze
Hair up/Yesterday's clothes on.
Smooch the B
Bike Bike Bike
Coffee Coffee Internet Ellen
Baby 1 dressing, diapering, bottling
Baby 1 throws a lot of toys. A lot.
Wake up Baby 2.
Jogging stroller grocery store uphill madness
2 birds 1 blog
Tori & Dean Marathon
Baby food everywhere
String cheese induced temper tantrum
Baby 2 nap FAIL
More toy throwing
Baby slap fight

It is now 2:49.

Goddammit.

Things I want right now...

a new bike (or for my bike to be fixed)
to ride away on the above bike
cushy socks
long hair
to go back to London
a new job
peanut butter M&Ms

(sketch by me)

weekend on the mend.

Spending the weekend in taking care of the B, who got my stomach bug. Boo. I'm awful. In honor of my sick B, those (above) are some at-home-in-bed works he did, and here are some links to awesome things to keep you busy if you're in this weekend as well.

cornpops. Seriously, this website is bonkers. I can't believe its for cereal.
incredible set of animal photography.
animal jewelery I think is pretty awesome.
read this every day, it'll give you the giggles.
this is just fun.

Lets get better, B!

I know you'll miss me...

I'm spending my workday finding all kinds of awesome on the internet for you to browse in my absence next week. Actually I'm spending my day trying to get certain babies to take naps and eat pears. To-may-toe To-mah-toe.

I haven't laughed this hard all week.
I've been here for a year or two.
Listening to this on the plane. For sure.
Mindy Kaling has a blog. And she sounds a lot like Kelly Kapur. And I love it.

(hippos by Me...They'll be in the store soon...)

Another snowy Monday...siiiiiiiiiiigh

I spent a blissful Sunday strolling through the springtime sunshine for a late lunch, and hanging out at home with the windows open. It was glory road.
I woke up today to my two least favorite weather words. Wintry. Mix. I wish I could remember where I found that picture, as I would like to write a letter of thanks to the photographer for reminding me that I usually, in fact, love winter.
These are the things I found yesterday whilst lying in bed with the B, in between America's Next Top Model and God of War.

I totally watched this and was just as enfuriated.
A blog full of school pictures and family portraits. Gold.
Are you kidding with this? (I can't stop looking at it)
My favorite blog that I can't believe I forgot about.

Please allow yourself to be moved not to do any work today and just click on all of my links and bask in the loving glow of the internet.

Things I want right now...

to brush my teeth
a bottle of champagne
for my little charge to stop crying from her crib and just go to sleep
an ice cream sandwich
a back rub
exciting weekend activities
boots